Welcome to the home of football on the web. These boys have forgone the
certainty of playing for their country to entertain you with the footballing skills they possess (this also answers the age-old
question of how on earth Emile 'the floor is my second home' Heskey is actually in the England first team squad). Anyway,
enough of berating the lower-class of professional footballers (there'll be enough of that in the following pages) and
onto what you really came here to find - pure unedited footballing showmanship...... you were probably looking for www.nike.com , but you won't be dissapointed with what you find here!
Robert Bennett and Jack Pollard originate from small rural villages in the quaint,
yet wet, county of Hertfordshire. Football, let alone freestyle, is an unspoken taboo in these areas, punished by being shackled
in front of a Scotland international game. For many years they practiced their hidden talents by moonlight, using a ball made
of feathers precisely laced together with.... lace, and a goal constructed of honeycomb. They continually honed flicks
and tricks, until the ball was their slave. After one intense training session, the boys had passed out from exhaustion and
were discovered in the morning by towns people, angered at the sight of the football-resembling football. Each were given
their separate punshiment - Jack lost all of his touch, but historians argue Robert was the unluckier; he was instilled
with a passion for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Using their selective Spanish language, the boys moved to South America
in a travelling circus, where over many years Jack worked hard to regain his touch, although unfortunately Robert's
punishment was a lost cause. They returned to their native land to find that football had finally been accepted as a
form of entertainment, and have found time by forcing away excessive amounts of schoolwork, to keep developing their skills.
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